Friend: when I'm single, no one wants me
Friend: when I'm taken, everyone wants me
Me: no one ever wants me
lol at mom blaming me for the email. Fuck you ma. I tried to help you. You didn’t help much by shrieking in my ear.
Seriously? No, seriously? What the fuck. I actually do not feel safe anymore. And even if you tell me it’s “just a joke” WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT. SERIOUSLY. I do not know you well enough for you to be joking with me like that. Leave me the fuck alone, and if you make a comment like that again, I will fucking call the cops on you. PS. You’re a creep.
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nailfilemykitchentile: directioners-get-stuff-done: This is a test to see how many people love them for them not their fame title they’re freaking amazing on their own
If you’re a straight male and follow me, god bless your tolerance.