May 2013
7 tags
April 2013
June 2012
Friend: when I'm single, no one wants me
Friend: when I'm taken, everyone wants me
Me: no one ever wants me
lol at mom blaming me for the email. Fuck you ma. I tried to help you. You didn’t help much by shrieking in my ear.
May 2012
1 tag
Seriously?
No, seriously?
What the fuck. I actually do not feel safe anymore. And even if you tell me it’s “just a joke” WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT. SERIOUSLY. I do not know you well enough for you to be joking with me like that.
Leave me the fuck alone, and if you make a comment like that again, I will fucking call the cops on you.
PS. You’re a creep.
Reblog if you would still want to marry one of the...
nailfilemykitchentile:
directioners-get-stuff-done:
This is a test to see how many people love them for them not their fame title
they’re freaking amazing on their own
If you’re a straight male and follow me, god bless your tolerance.