May 2011
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You know you have no friends when you only have...
I’m that friendless person
Le fake smile
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Dear mommy...
I hadn’t realized there were techniques to washing dishes, and you’re particular technique involves spraying soap all over the counter and floor. So no, I’m not doing it your way.
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Gonna sleep now. Night tumblr!
It’s froiday froiday ;D
That awkward moment when...
Your mom uses skype to tell you she wants you to help her with facebook.
OMG. Finally, iPhone!! So fucking happy right now!
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In my opinion, wants are upgraded needs.
Yung feeling na parang kahapon lang nagsasabe sya...
cravingfowrainbows:
Hindi lang kayo nagka-text ng ilang araw, may nag bago na agad. Nung nagka-tex na kayo, nagtapat siya na nababawasan na yung nararamdaman nya para sayo. Tapos ngayon, wala na talaga. :’(
Ang sakit kasi… Nag-promise siya eh.
Nag-promise.
I hurt my toe today...
… with a FORK. =.=
Reasons why we love Capitan Jack Sparrow...
nicolefuckyeah:
His run:
The fact he is such a pussy at times:
His ability to wear shit loads of eyeliner and still look sexy:
His cheeky little smile:
And finally, almost everything he says has to do with drinking:
THIS IS WHY WE LOVE HIM.
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That extremely evil moment when...
You let mysteryseeker people do all the work for you.
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I love old people. :3
This is how I annoy her.
Me: Ate, your turn okay?
Ate: Uh huh
Me: Mmkay?
Ate: Uh huh
Me: Mmkay?
Ate: Uh huh
Me: Mmkay?
Ate: ...
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Dear Vixennnn
Please stop hyperventilating.
It makes you sound like a (dog in heat) hungry puppy.
Thank you.
Your sister.
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That awkward moment when...
You’re talking to a friend who wants to be a psychologist and tries to analyze you and uses such big words and you’re sitting there with your brain imploding.
I wonder what will happen to all those people who...
Dumbasses
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Me: Think about it, the baby born today at exactly 6 pm is the one that saved us. It's the rebirth of Jesus Christ. That's why God won't end the world anymore. Cuz his son is on our land.
Ate: Are you serious? Who just said that?
Me: Me.
Ate: HAHAHHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK.
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Well, would you look at that?
I survived:
Y2K
bird flu
swine flu
all the other disease threats.
justin bieber
Rebecca black
Judgement Day.
6/6/6
And I just read somewhere that on the 21st of October, the world will be swallowed by fire?
Oooh. Just think of all the fried chicken running around.
Le drool.
I'll confess.
Just in case the world ends.
I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Okay? It was me.
Stop asking who took it.
Also, it was me who let the dogs out.
1 minute.
I’m going to take a picture at 6:01 and say LOLFAIL.
That awkward moment when...
All of the people who believe the world is going to end sell all their stuff and turns out the world won’t end.
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45 minutes.
And the world is going to end.
TUN TUUUUUUUUN.
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So...
according to my sister, I have one Chinese eye and on American eye.
I don’t know how to feel about that.
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My brain in action.
Mommy: Look! Strawberry festival!
Me: *thinking* No mom, it's fine. I believe you . I take your word for it. I don't have to get up from my really comfy position in the bedroom to stare at the TV, I believe you.
Le differences. *Please say this with a cool...
Ate: Please don't post that!
Me: Fine. See? Every time you say "don't post it!" I say fine. When I say "Don't post it!" You go "Fuck you!" and then laugh maniacally and then post it.
Ate: HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Hahahahah!! Ate. Le sigh.
*Me and ate playing with carts.
Me: OW! You ran over my toe!
Ate: I didn't even feel your toe!
Me: Well I did, so there!
Ate: ... =))
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The world is going to end in 22h 27m.
DUN DUUUUUUN.
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I gots meself 14 followers yo.
Thanks :>
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