parents: thats my beautiful daughter
relatives: wow you get prettier every day
friends: you look adorable today
boys: so, hmm.... how did you escape the zoo?
When your friends bring up something that could...
When you accidentally close the dashboard tab
“ALL THAT SCROLLING! GONE!!” Need a laugh? Click here
july-08 replied to your post: july-08 replied to your post: I love how I don’t… Oh em gee. Mkayyy. You’ve been there for like a day or two. Lol i can’t wait to know your day to day rant til you get back here. LOL —well it isn’t just over here. It’s been going on for months. I just never posted anything. And the ranting about the whore won’t stop when were back at...
The real lyrics to "Show Me"
Guys like me Like girls like you: Horny bastards like me like easy girls like you
And girls like you, Like guys like me: Easy girls like you like horny bastards like me
I blaze the night, in harbor lights: I'm looking fucking amazing.
You dressin' light, it's fittin' right: You look fucking amazing too.
I hear the waves, I see you wave: This the set up to a cheap-budget porno.
I'm staying put, you say no way: I want to fuck here, you want to fuck somewhere more private
The track begins, you pull me in: I know you just want to feel my boner on you.
I touch your skin, you tremblin': I make you fucking horny.
It's in your eyes, your here to win: You're here to fuck.
So let the games, games begin: Let's fuck.
I-I-I-I wanna see you-you-you-you telling me that-that that you got what I need: I want to you tell me that you want my dick inside you.
Do it pretty girl don't speak: Say it by molesting me.
Baby show me, by the way you hold me: Start touching my dick.
Way that you control me: You know I'd do anything for you to get me off.
Speed Me up or Slow Me: We can do this fast, or we can do this slow.
Oh when I'm lonely, full of stormy weather, can you make me better?: When I've had a shit day can you make me feel good by fucking me?
So-o show me: Well then, will we fuck or not?
Do what you want, but not before: You can fuck whoever you want but you have to fuck me first.
Aint talked enough, lets talk some more: You better tell me what a fucking good job I'm doing
You're kinda cute, don't hit the mute: You are so beautiful when you moan for me to please you.
Just think the truth, I'll get in the mood: If you're horny, I'm horny. Then we fuck.
(Rest of the song just repeats the bridge/chorus)
july-08 replied to your post: I love how I don’t even have to say much to make my mom prove how much of an idiot she really is. Ka maldita sa akong miga oyy. OMG PAU. Trust me. Tinood jud. Like she doesn’t even make sense. She is capable of making people’s brain explode just by the idiocy in her words.
and my mom keeps lecturing my sister and I about how we shouldn’t hate daddy. UHHHH. WE DON’T HATE HIM. IT’S YOU THAT WE HATE. Honestly, I think she’s just going through this massive guilt trip considering she’s the one who is CHEATING and PREGNANT. whore.
I love how I don't even have to say much to make...
My mom has totally gone nuts. So I uploaded pictures of our Tucson trip to Facebook and she asks me to email all of them to her. So I tell her that she can just download them right off my page and I tell her to just right click on the image and hit save. Being the idiot that she is, she renamed all the pictures the same name so they all replaced each other. So she got all weird and said I...
me: did it hurt?
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
I hate it when kids have parents that get them...
That awkward moment when you're talking and no one...
Man when I show my future husband my tumblr
the-onlydirection: He’s going to be like “Wow honey you were really obsessed with me.”
I wish I was pretty, or atleast pretty enough for...
Sad thoughts go away please.